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大嘴的瞎眼老娘旧疾复发，大嘴情急之下，为安母心，便称自己考中武状元，孰知老娘一听之下，兴致大起，非要跟他回来瞧瞧。在大嘴的哀求下，越演越真，老娘深深地爱上了这个可以为所欲为的地方，死活不肯走了，眼看就要酿成大祸，被逼无奈，只好请出传说中的皇上，跟她好好谈谈…

由于小郭的文章，小贝考上了白马书院，开始上学。第一天便闯了大祸，先生找上门来，正慌张时，称小贝打破常规、颠覆权威且前途不可限量云云，佟掌柜心头暗喜，依从先生的嘱咐，放纵小贝，一个祸根就此埋下，待先生遍体鳞伤叫苦不迭时，已为时晚矣……

被扣押在店里的小郭，对白展堂很是不忿，百般挑衅，想与之交战，却总被邢捕头和小六打乱了阵脚，小郭在尝试过所有办法之后，想出了一条毒计，把白展堂困住，并给了他两个选择，一，是跟我交手，二，是就此滚蛋，困境之中的白展堂，毅然选择了一条通往苦难的道路……

一个月黑风高的杀人夜，传说中的雌雄双煞从天而降，打乱了同福客栈的安稳日子。家世显赫、从小娇生惯养的郭芙蓉，父亲是一代大侠，始终把她笼罩在阴影之下。从小争胜好胜的她，毅然选择了一条离家出走独闯江湖的路，却在第一站，被扣在了同福客栈，从此开始了艰苦卓绝的杂役生涯……

Eric is upset when Donna writes a story in the school newspaper that sounds exactly like events that happened in their relationship; he decides to write his own story. Red and Kitty have dinner with Bob and his new girlfriend. Red doesn't like her because she's taught Bob how to stand up for himself. Kelso invests in a pinball machine but looses out when Fez persuades the owner to get rid of it and bring in Space Invaders instead.

Donna keeps her promise to accompany Eric to the Pricemart Ball as a friend, but she gets jealous when she sees Eric with another girl. Fez gets a job at the Foto Hut but gets fired for being too efficient and making Hyde and Leo look bad, even though they're the only other two who work there and Leo is the boss. Bob meets a woman at the supermarket.

Bob is in denial after Midge leaves. Donna seeks comfort in the arms of Eric, who thinks this means they're back together. Kelso and Fez go to the supermarket to try and pick up older women.

After Hyde moves back in with the Formans, Kitty decides to redecorate the basement so she hires Leo and his cousin Theo to do the job. Meanwhile, Donna and Eric engage in post-break-up bickering, while Fez takes up ballet to meet girls only to discover that they consider him one of the girls.

Eric and Fez decide Hyde needs a girlfriend so they throw a party and invite lots of pretty girls, and Hyde isn't the only one to meet someone he likes; Eric finds a new way to deal with his depression over losing Donna; Kelso and Bob compete to win a van in a radio station contest.

Eric kicks Donna out of the basement when she tries to hang out with their friends. Jackie inspires Donna to compete with Eric over their friends. The competition threatens to tear the entire group apart. Meanwhile, Kitty is ecstatic when she learns that Red has become friends with Pastor Dave.